December 21st, 2012 will be the end of the world.
The Mayans (who didn't have sewage systems, or toilet paper, or anything special like that) have told me that Slenderman shall be put in jail for fapping by my window, and then he will have us all die by popping out our skeletons.
But what about the different time zones you say? Well, Slenderman is a hipster who doesn't follow basic Science.
The US will die first, then China, and then the rest of the world (except for Japan and France, because they're aliens)
But you want to know the scariest part?..... TEAM FORTRESS 2 RELEASED WINTER CRATES BEFORE THEY RELEASED THE KEYS TO OPEN THEM!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then a skeleton popped out.